Greetings fellow human, I am here once again to give you your conspiracy theory for the day. Now then, I realize that you rely and me to come up with the most insane, insidious, and way out theoretical conspiracies on the planet. Indeed, I work very hard to come up with these conspiracy theories each and every day for your Internet reading pleasure and to relieve stress by putting a little humor into your life. Today’s conspiracy has to do with a real event, a series of tremors or earthquakes, one of which was above 4.5 on the Richter scale in April of 2011.
The location of these earthquake swarms were between Hawthorne Nevada, home of the military ordnance Depot containing all the old Vietnam era napalm bombs, and the remote town of Bodie California, which happens to have quite a little bit of history behind it. Well, I am here to tell you that these earthquake swarms were man-made. And they were sizable explosions which were set off to exploit Rare Earth Elements under the ground for the purpose of mining.
But how did the mining companies and the US government know that these REEs or Rare Earth Elements were underground there? Well, that’s where it gets really interesting. As you may have heard through the grapevine there are aliens living amongst us under the ground in the Nevada desert. We give them our old spent fuel rods and radiation, which they use to power up their civilization and spaceships. They indeed trade us for technology, which have military uses, hence the reason that Area 51 and S4 are also in the Nevada desert.
Well, the aliens have also dug a tremendous number of tunnels under the desert to their other locations. While they were digging under the ground they ran into some veins of pure gold, or gold which is very pure surrounded by other elements. Because the United States government has spent so much money, the aliens are worried about humans having an economic collapse, and hurting the United States economy. If the economy is hurting the aliens are worried that those in charge may not be able to uphold their negotiated agreement with the alien’s government.
Since the aliens found gold, they realize that the U.S. Treasury can now back the US currency with gold as it once has in the past. And right now, the United States government along with specially contracted mining companies in complete secrecy are digging up that gold, as well as the REE’s in the area to help make high-tech military hardware, 100 year spaceships, and the materials needed to complete the F-22 production of fighter planes (titanium).
Those were not earthquakes, they were explosions set off to remove the Earth so that humans can get down to the gold and dig it up, melt into gold blocks to put them into Fort Knox. Once they do they will invite the central banks of the world to view this gold to understand that the US government’s currency is once again backed in gold. Indeed, I hope you will please consider this and I hope you loved today’s conspiracy theory.
Lance Winslow is a retired Founder of a Nationwide Franchise Chain, and now runs the Online Think Tank. Lance Winslow believes writing 23,100 articles was a lot of work – because all the letters on his keyboard are now worn off..
